Weasel Breweries™ Recipes:
Harpy's Revenge ESB™ Extra Special Bitter

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She stood for a moment, glowering over his sleeping form, recalling how he'd hedged when she asked if she was fat, how unfeelingly he'd reproved her for justly turning his mother and those wretched brats he called siblings into the street, how he never lifted the toilet seat or sent her flowers for Valentine's Day. She shrieked, and lifting the knife.... A Full Metal Hoopajoop from the Monks of Ann Arbor Abbey™, who always sleep with one eye open.

Makes 5 gallons.

  • 8 lbs. Pale malt extract
  • 1 lb. cracked British Crystal Malt
  • 0.25 lb. cracked Victory Malt
  • 1.5 oz. pelleted Cascade hops (bittering)
  • 1.5 oz. pelleted UK Northdown hops (flavoring)
  • 1 oz. pelleted Willamette hops (aroma)
  • 1 tsp. Irish Moss (optional)
  • 0.5 tsp. Yeast nutrient (optional)
  • 0.5 tsp. Chillguard (optional)
  • 1 package liquid London ESB Yeast - Wyeast #1968 London ESB Yeast

In a 30 liter stainless steel brew pot, bring 20 liters cold water to a boil.

Meanwhile, add 5 liters cold water to a 20 liter stainless steel sparge pot. Place specialty grains in muslin or nylon sparging bag and add to water. Begin heating. When temperature reaches 180 F, turn off heat and sparge grains for an additional five minutes. Then, remove bag and squeeze remaining tasty goodness from bag using a collander and a large bowl. Discard grains.

When brew pot reaches boil, begin stirring water and add malt extract. Stirring will prevent the malt extract settling to the bottom of the pot and burning. Next, add the contents of the sparging pot. Stir a few more times for good measure. Inhale.

Turn on the heat and bring the mixture to a boil again. When boiling, the mixture forms a foam layer which can rise out of the pot and burn on your stove. Be careful to avoid this. It is messy and difficult to clean.

Boil the wort for 60 minutes, adding ingredients at the following intervals:

Start of boil: Bittering hops - 1.5 oz. Cascade

45 minutes: Flavoring hops - 1.5 oz. UK Northdown, Irish Moss, Yeast nutrient

55 minutes: Aroma hops - 1.0 oz. Willamette

60 minutes: Stop boil

Cool the wort to 85 F or lower before adding yeast. Cool the wort as quickly as possible to prevent infection. Leave wort in primary fermenter until fermentation subsides (about a week). Leave wort in secondary fermenter for an additional two to three weeks. Bottle and age to taste. (Weasel Breweries recommends a minimum of two months. More is better.)

First brewed 02 September 1998.

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Last update: 29 August 2011